Ha, well. It's fancier than the ones I see around Corona too? But most of those are from, uh, less savory types of people, and there's a really weird hook trend involved? I also didn't want to just make a peg leg.

[ he can stop justifying himself anytime and seems to realize this, clearing his throat ]

The, the main challenge is going to be making it entirely out of wood? But seeing as I don't have access to any fire hot enough to actually help shape any metal, wood it has to be. Hence... tree.